Thugs make me want to mug Santa
Long time readers will understand. These guys make so much eye contact that you’d probably drop your cellphone, and they’d install Symbian on it just to mess with you….
Just a simple caveman
Apropos of the discussion below, Classic SNL Clip Of The Day: Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer. Probably one of the best arguments against resurrecting Neandertals.
Portlandia, OVER
Keep watching until the end, that’s the funniest part….
Lost lines from the Star-Spangled Banner
Here are the original lyrics. The military context is obvious.